Friday, January 14, 2005

: LOL :

Inspired (or shud i use another word) by Animesh's jokes...i decided to post one myself..I wanna show that guy i can crack better jokes than
{Ani..wen u read this...all i wanna say to you..."I dint write this dude..really!" :-D }

This had come in the mail...Liked it to the extent that i am actually postin it!!!

WIFE: "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "Shit!"

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